Gift Registry

Bob, age 92, and Mary, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. While out for a stroll to discuss the wedding they pass a drugstore. Bob suggests they go in.



Bob asks to speak to the pharmacist. He explains they’re about to get married, and asks, "Do you sell heart medication?"



"Of course we do," the pharmacist replies.



"Medicine for rheumatism?"



"Definitely," he says.



"How about Viagra?"



"Of course."



"Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"



"Yes, the works."



"What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antacids?"






"Do you sell wheelchairs and walkers?"



"All speeds and sizes."



"Good," Bob says to the pharmacist. "We’d like to register for our wedding gifts here, please."



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