The preacher, arriving in a small town to be guest speaker at a local church, wanted to mail a letter to his family back home. He stopped a young boy on a bike and asked him where the post office was. The boy gave him directions, and the preacher thanked him.
"If you come to church this evening," the preacher said, "I’ll tell you how to get to heaven."
"I don’t think I’ll be there," the boy said. "You don’t even know your way to the post office."