Good Money

A preacher was asking for contributions to the church’s program to buy food for the needy. The town gambler, who also owned the saloon and several other shady operations, offered the preacher $500.

"You can’t take that," a scandalized deacon told the preacher. "That’s the devil’s money."

"Well, brother," said the preacher, cheerfully accepting the gift, "in that case, the devil has had his hands on it long enough. Now let’s see what the Lord will do with it."

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