Grammar Gripes

A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and, if they have avocados, get six.”

A short time later, the husband returns with six cartons of milk.

“Why did you buy six cartons of milk?” his wife asks.

He replies, “They had avocados.”

Submitted by Tom Buoye, Manchester, New Jersey

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