Hold the Presses!

Writing newspaper copy is an art form unseen in these real headlines:

“Worker Suffers Leg Pain After Crane Drops 800-Pound Ball on His Head”

“City Unsure Why the Sewer Smells”

“Caskets Found as Workers Demolish Mausoleum”

“Statistics Show That Teen Pregnancy Drops Off Significantly After Age 25”

“Homicide Victims Rarely Talk to Police”

“Hospitals Resort to Hiring Doctors”

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