Household Duties

One rainy morning, my mother went for her daily run. As she returned to the house, she slipped and fell, hitting her head on the driveway.

I called the paramedics. When they arrived, they asked my mom some questions to determine her coherency. “What is today?” inquired one man.

Without hesitation, Mom replied, “Trash day.”

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