How I Know I Live In A Small Town…

A month ago, my friend announced on Facebook that she was no 
longer ordering the large Coke at McDonald’s and would order only the small size. But the other day, looking to satisfy a craving, she drove up to the intercom at the drive-through and ordered a large soft drink. A disembodied voice 
replied, “I thought you were cutting back.”

—Julie Engelhardt, Hollister, California

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