Innocent Question

Up on the screen at our local multiplex, the star whispered to his female costar, "I want you to be my mistress."

"What’s a mistress?" my eight-year-old granddaughter yelled out.

Then the man gave the woman a passionate kiss.

"Never mind," my granddaughter said.

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