Invariable Consequences

Q: How do mathematicians scold their children?

A: “If I’ve told you n times, I’ve told you n+1 times…”

  • Category: Math Jokes

    Law of Diminishing Returns

    Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their…

    Infinitely Many Mathematicians…

    Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar. The first…

    The Engineer, the Physicist, and the Mathematician

    An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician are staying in…

    Solve for XX

    Q: Why don’t Calculus majors throw house parties? A:…

    Chicken Strips

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip? A: To get to…

    Invariable Consequences

    Q: How do mathematicians scold their children? A: “If…

    Vice President of Rock

    Q: What did Al Gore play on his guitar? A: An Algorithm…

    An Average Joke

    Q: Did you hear the one about the statistician? A:…

    The House Problem

    A physicist, a biologist and a mathematician are sitting on…

    What do You Call a Number…

    Q: What do you call a number that can’t keep still?…

    Noah and the Snakes

    With the Ark settled safely after the flood, Noah opens the…

    Why do Mathematicians…

    Q: Why do mathematicians like parks? A: Because of all the…

    Why Should 288…

    Q: Why should the number 288 never be mentioned? A:…

    A Genius Solution

    I put my root beer in a square glass. Now it’s just…

    A Joke of Little Value…

    Q: Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of…

    Hear About the Statistician…

    Hear about the statistician 
who drowned crossing a…

    Professors Define a Kiss

    In math: Two divided by nothing. In physics: The…

    Zero Sum Puns

    The problem with math puns is that calculus jokes are all…

    Steer Clear of this Joke

    A farmer counted 196 cows in 
the field. But when he…