It’s a Wrap

A proud gentleman called to tell the Butterball staff how he wrapped his turkey in a towel and stomped on it several times, breaking the bones so it would fit in his pan.

  • Category: Thanksgiving Jokes

    Too Much Turkey?

    “You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when…

    A Traditional Holiday

    “I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I…

    A Scientist’s Recipe for Apple Pie

    “If you wish to make an apple pie truly from scratch…

    ‘I’m Stuffed!’

    “We’re having something a little different this…

    Pour You Another Glass?

    “I come from a family where gravy is considered a…

    Sweeter Than Salad

    “Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot…

    Keep It Fresh

    “Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil…

    The Best Time to Eat?

    “Thanksgiving dinners take 18 hours to prepare. They…

    One for the Vegetarians

    “If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat…

    Turkey Help in a Pinch

    One caller to Butterball’s Thanksgiving Turkey…

    Upside Down Turkey Surprise

    A disappointed woman called Butterball’s Thanksgiving…

    Carving the Turkey

    A gentleman called Butterball’s Thanksgiving Turkey…

    It’s a Wrap

    A proud gentleman called to tell the Butterball staff how…

    All in the Family

    A woman in her seventies, cooking Thanksgiving dinner for…

    State Bird

    When a Butterball Talk-Line staffer asked a caller what…

    Horn of Plenty

    When a music student brought his French horn to my shop for…

    Holiday Heavyweights

    The checkout clerk at the supermarket was unusually…

    Guest Relations

    Our eldest daughter, Ann, invited her college roommate to…

    Tollbooth Timer

    I worked on a toll road, answering the phone, collecting…

    “Where’s Aunt Florence?”

    After Thanksgiving dinner, the adults gathered in the…