Job Candi-dolts

Doing your best not to join 
the workforce? Just act like these job seekers did while meeting hiring managers:

• Candidate said he had to quit a banking job because he was always tempted to steal.

• Candidate said he didn’t want the job if he had to work a lot.

• Candidate called his wife to see what they were having for dinner.

• Candidate emptied the employer’s candy dish into her pocket.

• Candidate wouldn’t answer a question because he thought the company would steal his idea and not hire him.


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