Ketchup Who?

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me, and I’ll tell you!

  • Category: Kids’ Jokes

    A Tough Question For Teacher

    My friend is an elementary school teacher who shares her…

    Q: What Does Mom Use to Clean?

    I was playing a guessing game with my four-year-old…

    Bros Before Hose

    I couldn’t understand why my son was so outraged by his…

    Why Did The Chicken Go to…

    Q: Why did the chicken go to the 
séance? A: To get to…

    Cluck Life

    Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors? A: If it had…

    What do You Call a Line…

    Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?…

    What Do You Call an Old…

    Q: What do you call an old snowman?   A: Water!…

    What does Charles Dickens…

    Q: What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?  …

    What’s the different between a cat…

    Q: What’s the different between a cat and a comma?…

    Which dinosaur knew…

    Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?   A: The…

    Why do artists…

    Why do artists constantly feel cold?   Because…

    Yule Log

    Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Yule log. Yule log who?…

    Better Than His Ghoul-Cousin…

    Q: Who did Frankenstein’s monster bring to prom? A:…

    Muy Picante

    Q: What does a nosey pepper do? A: Gets jalapeño business!…

    Tooth or Consequences

    After cleaning my five-year-old patient’s teeth, I…

    New Generation

    I was visiting a friend who could not find her cordless…

    The Cop and the Superhero

    A concerned police officer approaches a boy who is crying…

    Good Genes?

    The topic for my third-grade class was genetics. Smiling…

    In the Band

    Sam’s eighth birthday, my brother took him to a…

    Mature Fun

    As I was treating my daughter and her family to the buffet…

    The Test

    When my eight-year-old asked how I knew I was pregnant, I…

    Sign of the Times

    At a baby shower, everyone was asked to complete nursery…

    It's About Time

    A few weeks? after the death of my father-in-law, I found…

    Hoping for the Best

    My second graders were assigned the task of writing…

    War Veteran

    When I took my school-age daughters to a lunch with…

    What's My Name?

    My five-year-old nephew has always happily answered to BJ…

    Curious Kids

    Our six-year-old daughter, Terra, has a need to ask…

    Waiting Room

    I sat in the doctor’s waiting room watching a young…

    Where You Want to Be

    "Where is Pearl Harbor?" I asked my fourth-grade…

    Lincoln Memorial

    When my eight-year-old sister came to visit, I took a day…

    Kid Philosophy

    I picked up my nine-year-old daughter from school and asked…

    The Warning

    I should have known better than to take my four-year-old…

    Delicious Beverage

    Our three-year-old daughter was making up a poem when she…

    Winter Games

    My two sons, Jake and Austin, are a handful. So I…

    Picture Frame

    My daughter loved the picture frame her five-year-old son…

    Looking For Mom

    While my three-year-old grandson was attending a birthday…

    Showing Off

    My 13-year-old nephew thought his "gangsta"…

    Overachievers

    All parents are proud of overachieving children, and one…

    Weight Watchers

    Following his motivational talk at a Weight Watchers…

    Men in Blue

    My five-year-old grandson was looking through some old…

    Hair Loss

    Our friend tells everyone that he began losing his hair…

    Guinness

    We were shopping for clothes when my 13-year-old daughter…

    The Delicious Drug

    My husband, a deputy district attorney, was teaching an…

    Branch of Service

    Our elementary school was honoring local veterans. The…

    My Son

    I stole a couple of minutes from work to give my wife a…

    In the Supermarket

    At our supermarket, I noticed a woman with four boys and a…

    Guessing Game

    Once I’d finished reviewing my daughter’s…

    True Identity

    During Sunday school, the substitute teacher asked my…

    The Simple Truth

    I love playing Santa at the mall. But parents often have…

    Christmas Chicken

    The highlight of our zoo trip was a peacock showing off its…