Life Experience

Experience is a great teacher, especially if it’s someone else who’s learning from his mistakes. These examples were sent to learnfrommyfail.failblog.org:

“When holding a DVD in one hand and food in the other, remember which hand has what when you take a bite.”

“When running errands where one stop involves going to a bank and one involves dropping off a firearm, drop off the firearm first.”

“If you’re prone to impulse purchases, stick to shoes, not tattoos.”

“When attending a funeral, never clap after the eulogy, regardless of how meaningful and heartfelt it was.”

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