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I just got a GPS for my car, and my first trip with it was to a drugstore. Since the manual said not to leave it in the car unattended, I brought it with me into the store. While there, the GPS came alive, and a voice stated, “Lost satellite contact.”

I wasn’t embarrassed until a woman turned to me and said, “Your ankle bracelet monitor is talking to you.”

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