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Spotted outside a church in Michigan: "Honk if you love Jesus. Keep on texting while you drive if you want to meet him."

  • Category: Christmas Jokes

    Did You Dye Your Beard?

    You know you’re getting old when Santa starts looking…

    The Wright Way to Give

    One Christmas, my grandfather gave me a box 
of broken…

    Mazel Tov, Mary!

    Christmas is a baby shower that 
went totally…

    Christmas Freedom

    The holiday 
season:
a deeply religious 
time that…

    Better Luck Next Year

    I once bought my kid a set of batteries for Christmas with…

    Insulting Santa

    This mall 
Santa seems insulted that I put down that…

    It Beats a Board Meeting

    The office Christmas party 
is a great opportunity to…

    Scrooge, Junior Grade

    Four-year-old to her two-year-old sister:…

    Part-Time Work

    Scene: A man applying for credit 
at a department store…

    No Umbrellas at the North Pole?

    Q: Why are Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen always wet? A:…

    Reindeer Lessons

    Did you hear that Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer never went…

    Green Thumb?

    Q: Why does Santa have three garden plots up at the North…

    Great White Christmas

    Q: Who delivers Christmas presents to good little sharks…

    Oh, iGet It

    Q: What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with…

    What Does December Have…

    What does December have that other months don’t have?…

    Laughing All the Way!

    Q: What is a lion’s favorite Christmas carol? A:…

    Kids Say the Darnedest Things

    Q: Why did the children call St. Nick “Santa…

    Open Mic Night at the North Pole

    Q: What did the reindeer say before telling his joke? A:…

    Christmas in Eden

    Q: What did Adam say the day before Christmas? A: It’s…

    Yule Log

    Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Yule log. Yule log who?…