Ms. Black Thumb

There are people who have green thumbs. And then there’s me, Ms. Black Thumb.

I didn’t think anyone else noticed until the day my sister visited. “I found this in the yard,” she said, handing me a potted plant as she came in the door. “I think the wind blew it off your deck.”

“It wasn’t the wind,” my husband joked. “It jumped.”

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