At the busy dental office where I work, one patient was always late. Once when I called to confirm an appointment, he said, “I’ll be about 15 minutes late. That won’t be a problem, will it?”

“No,” I told him. “We just won’t have time to give you an anesthetic.”

He arrived early.



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