On Second Thought …

Who says companies only care about the bottom line? Ours is socially conscious and offers employees fun outdoor activities throughout the complex.

Both of these admirable elements were driven home one day when a voice over the loudspeaker boomed "Everyone who signed up to donate blood, please report to the rifle range!"

 

  • Category: Office Jokes

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    Performing for Kindergartners

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    Insulation Discrimination

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were created equal hasn’t…

    A Phonetic Phail

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    Roach But No Cigar

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    How to Make an Impression at Your Next Meeting

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    The Job You Want

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    The Best Person to List as an Emergency Contact

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job-application forms I…

    The Subway Sign Pun-Off

    A London commuter hurrying to a job interview pushed and…

    A Letter to The Editor… Then Another One

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    Dumb Clients: A Different Color

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    Smart-Asses Work in Restaurants, Too

    I phoned a local restaurant to 
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    Left. Left. Left, Right, OUCH!

    “Halt!” shouted our drill 
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    Shaving with Daddy

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    "What's Good Tonight?"

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    Breeding Doubt

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    The Dumbest Questions from National Park Tourists

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    The Most Confusing Password

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