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In December at our church, we collect frozen turkeys from generous parishioners, and I drive the turkeys to the Calgary Food Bank in time for Christmas. Contributions are left in the church kitchen’s freezer. On checking the freezer the day of delivery, I was pleased to find not only several turkeys, but an extremely large goose with a note attached saying it was from Mary B., one of our most active parishioners.

Arriving back home after the delivery, I had a call from our church secretary. "Do you know what happened to Mary’s goose? It disappeared!"

The goose had been for Mary’s Christmas dinner and was being stored at the church because it was too big for her own freezer.

 

 

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