Phthanks for Trying.

When my husband’s friend gave his order at a fast-food restaurant, the cashier asked for his name.

“It’s Stephen, with a ph,” he said.

Soon after, he was handed his 
order and a receipt, which had his name on it: Phteven.

Wendy Dewberry, Pell City, Alabama

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