Poor Excuse for an Employee

Need a reason for being late to work? Don’t try these—they didn’t help any of the workers who actually used them.

My deodorant was frozen to the windowsill.

My car door fell off.

I dreamed I was already at work.

I had an early-morning gig as a clown.

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