Possession Charge

During her retirement party from the Cook County State’s Attorney’s office, coworkers told stories about my less-than-worldly mother.

My favorite came from her supervisor, who recalled one of the first arrest reports Mom had created.

Under "Offense," she’d typed, "Possession of cannibals."

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