Quips From P. G. Wodehouse

In honor of British humorist P. G. Wodehouse’s 128th birthday, a few choice quips from his books:

"He looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say ‘when.’ "

"Golf, like measles, should be caught young."

"She had a penetrating sort of laugh. Rather like a train going into a tunnel."

"You look white and shaken, like a dry martini."

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