In honor of British humorist P. G. Wodehouse’s 128th birthday, a few choice quips from his books:
"He looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say ‘when.’ "
"Golf, like measles, should be caught young."
"She had a penetrating sort of laugh. Rather like a train going into a tunnel."
"You look white and shaken, like a dry martini."