Ra, Ra, Wrong!

Few civilians know what a quartermaster does. So during my aircraft carrier’s Family Day, I demonstrated a procedure called semaphore—I grabbed my flags and signaled an imaginary ship. Then I asked a little girl, “Now do you know what I do?”

She said, “You’re a cheerleader.”

—Danny Sullivan

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