Reading the Signs

A motorist was driving in the country when he came upon a priest and a rabbi standing on the shoulder of the road, fishing. Next to them was a sign that read "Turn Around. The End Is Near."

 

 

The motorist didn’t like to be preached to, so he rolled down the window and yelled, "Mind your own business, you religious nuts!"

 

 

A few seconds later the two fishermen heard tires screech, then a splash.

 

 

The rabbi turned to the priest and said, "I told you we should’ve just written, ‘Bridge Out.’ "

 

 

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