Security to Aisle Three…

From an ad for an acting job: “When we finish the commercial, 
it will be shown on screens in over 200 supermarkets. It’s a great opportunity for you to expose yourself in front of everyone!”

Yvonne Mikalopas, North Brunswick, New Jersey

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