Spoken Like a Harvard Grad

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men, and I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh.—Conan O’Brien

  • Category: One-Liners

    50 Funniest Jokes

    Laugh more, live longer with the funniest jokes ever.

    Contradiction

    Seen on the door of a repair shop: WE CAN FIX ANYTHING…

    Ever Wonder…

    Ever wonder who the genius is who decided to put fire…

    Spoiled Rotten

    What do you get from a pampered cow?…Spoiled milk…

    Underwater

    What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?…Dam!…

    Always Silent

    If you arrest a mime, do you still have to tell him he has…

    Feet Conditions

    If athletes get athlete’s foot, do astronauts get…

    Going and Going

    Did you hear about the self-help group for compulsive…

    Small Dog

    Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? Someone told him to get…

    Studying a Different Drama

    What do you call a rap star who has studied classical…

    Taking Your Money

    Did you ever notice: When you put the two words…

    A Meaningful Question

    Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He…

    Stylish Numbers

    Q. What did the Zero say to the Eight? A. "Nice…

    Septic Humor

    A passing septic service truck declared "19,500 lbs…

    Royal Attire

    Q: Where does a king keep his armies? A: In his sleevies!…

    Discount Shopping

    Q: Where does a one-armed man shop? A: At a secondhand…

    Eternally Optimistic

    During a recent meeting of our Optimist Club, we challenged…

    Hometown Heroes

    Our hometown baseball team is called the Possums. They get…

    The Meek Shall Inherit…

    The meek shall inherit the earth … if it’s…

    Apéritif

    Apéritif: French for "a set of dentures."…