Stripping Titles

We disbar lawyers and we defrock clergy, so why don’t we:
Delight electricians?
Derange cowboys?
Depose models?
Debark tree surgeons?
Depress dry cleaners?

  • Category: Puns

    Q: What did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?

    A: I hear invoices! Stephen Pickering, Marshall, Michigan…

    I Like My Men Like I Like My …

    Sweatpants—Warm. Resilient. 
Covered in cookie crumbs…

    The Subway Sign Pun-Off

    A London commuter hurrying to a job interview pushed and…

    The Smell of Delta

    Delta Airlines is infusing its cabins with a…

    A Tough Question, by Zach Galifianakis

    At what age do you think it’s appropriate to tell 
a…

    Ahead of the Competition

    My neighbor is in the Guinness World Records. He has had 44…

    Why Did The Chicken Go to…

    Q: Why did the chicken go to the 
séance? A: To get to…

    Parenting, the Dad-Joke Way

    My ten-month-old was sitting in her high chair, twisting…

    The Worst Streets in America

    We can’t all live on a street with a pleasant name like…

    Matthew Wohlfarth on Exercise

    I work out religiously—Christmas and Easter. Submitted by…

    Zen Koans for the Internet Age

    • If an anonymous comment goes unread, is it still…

    Hedberg on Highlights

    I got my hair highlighted because I thought some strands…

    If the Ten Commandments were Written by Popular Websites

    I. What You Need to Know Now About the Lord Totally Being…

    Steer Clear of this Joke

    A farmer counted 196 cows in 
the field. But when he…

    Over-the-Hill Band Names

    Do you still rock out to eight-track tapes? Then you’ll…

    Worst First Sentence

    The annual Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest honors purposely…

    Where are Average Things Manufactured?

      The satisfactory. ←→

    Winter Punderland

    As we waited for a bus in the frosty weather, the woman…

    Dad Jokes from Granddad

    None of my grandsons share my corny sense of humor. When…

    Warning Labels We can Really Use:

    Google: “Warning! You may find more than what you’re…