The Maximum-Security Bathroom

If a company’s most valuable 
resource is its people, how come 
the employees aren’t locked up, 
but the toilet paper is in a 
reinforced steel box with a lock, bolted to the stall?

Mark Severin, from humorlabs.com

  • Categories: Office Jokes, One-Liners

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