The Other Mortal Coils

I told the kids I never want to 
live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from 
a bottle. So they unplugged my 
computer and threw out my wine.

Submitted by Beverly McLaughlin, 
Burnsville, Minnesota

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