The Past, Present and Future…

The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense.

  • Categories: Bar Jokes, Corny Jokes

    Adding Insult to Introduction

    Some Texans are mingling at the bar when an Oxford graduate…

    Infinitely Many Mathematicians…

    Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar. The first…

    An Amnesiac Walks Into…

    An amnesiac walks into a bar. He goes up to a beautiful…

    Gimme a White Russian, Hold The Russian.

    At an all-you-can-eat buffet, my nine-year-old was excited…

    You Look so Familiar…

    The barman says, “We don’t serve time travelers in…

    A Penguin Walks Into…

    A penguin walks into a bar, goes to the counter, and asks…

    A Panda Walks Into…

    A panda walks into a bar and gobbles some beer nuts. Then…

    A Horse Walks Into…

    A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says…

    Two Men Walk Into…

    Two men walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of…

    Two Cartons of Yogurt…

    Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who…

    This Cowboy Walks Into…

    This cowboy walks into a bar and orders a beer. His hat is…

    The Past, Present and Future…

    The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was…

    This Dyslexic Guy…

    So there was this dyslexic guy who walked into a bra…

    Doctor Jones’ Daiquiri

    Doctor Jones likes to stop at a bar after work and enjoy an…

    Charles Dickens Walks Into…

    Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The…

    A Man Walks Into…

    A man walks into a bar with a chunk of asphalt under one…

    A Pair of Jumper Cables…

    A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar and ask for a…

    A Mushroom Walks Into…

    A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink. The…

    A Guy Walks Into…

    A guy walks into a bar and finds a horse serving drinks…

    A Group of Fonts

    Several fonts walk into a bar. “Get out of…