The Perpetual Pizza Pun-Off

A Military lab has developed a pizza that boasts a shelf life of three years without being frozen, and now the Week has asked its readers to name this durable dish. Here’s what they came up with:
•Semper Pie
•The Lasting Supper
•Pizza de Resistance
•Auld Lang Slice
•Eternal Piece
•Grandpapa John’s Pizza

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