Two Men Walk Into…

Two men walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.

  • Category: Bar Jokes

    Case Study

    I was having a drink at a local restaurant with my friend…

    Pucker Up

    One night my friend John and I were sitting at a bar where…

    Drinking Catchers

    A sign on Washington’s Route 8, featuring an…

    Bar Order

    Three vampires walk into a bar. "What can I get…

    At the Bar

    Do you serve ladies at this bar? No, sir, you have to…

    Duck in a Bar

    This duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender…

    Good Answer

    A guy sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar…

    Being Reasonable

    Everyone has a right to make money. A sign posted at a…

    An Excellent Vintage

    A drunk walks into a drugstore and asks for a bottle of…

    Topless Bar

    Having grown up in a small Alabama town, my friend James…

    Drinking Buddies

    Two guys are out drinking when one of them falls off his…

    Bar Signs

    A bar in our neighborhood got lots of interesting traffic…

    A Classic Rivalry

    A Red Sox fan walks into a Boston pub and spots a guy…

    A Pig Walks Into a Bar…

    A pig walks into a bar, orders 15 beers, and drinks them…

    A Pork Chop Goes Into…

    A pork chop goes into a bar and orders a drink. The…

    So a Dog Walks Into…

    So a dog walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Do…

    Quite a Crowd

    Two nuns, a penguin, a man with a parrot on his shoulder…

    A millionaire, a hard hat, and a cheapskate are at a bar…

    When they get their beers, they notice a fly in each mug…

    A Bear Walks Into…

    A bear walks into a bar and says, “I’d like a…

    A Brain Goes Into…

    A brain goes into a bar and says to the bartender…