Two convicts are working on a chain gang. "I heard the warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on cellblock D," the first con says to the other. "The warden’s mighty upset about it too."

"Why?" asks the second prisoner. "Because she married a con?"

"No. Because they eloped."



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