Water Colors

Tourists say some odd things when they charter my boat in Key West. "How many sunset sails do you have at night?" asked one. Another wondered, "Does the water go around the island?"

But the most interesting came when I asked a customer why she’d brought along a dozen empty jars. She answered, "I want to take home a sample of each color of water that we’ll be going in."

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