We Have Our Suspicions

"Police were called to Market Square for a report about a ‘suspicious coin.’ Investigating officer reported it was a quarter."

"The Learning Center reports a man stands at his window watching the center, making parents nervous. Police ID him as a cardboard cutout of Arnold Schwarzenegger."

"Police receive a report of a newborn infant found in a trash can. Upon investigation, officers discover it was only a burrito."

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