Weird Help Wanted

• Waitress wanted. Must be 18 years old with 20 years’ experience.

• Piano player wanted. Must have knowledge of opening clams.

• Now hiring cashier. Cannot look like “Skeletor” from “He-Man.”

• Cab drivers wanted. Must have good driving & criminal record.


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