What’s the 311?

In New York City, if you have a complaint or a question, dial the city’s 
311 hotline and you might get it solved. We doubt these callers did.

“Who won American Idol?”

“Can you check to see if my boyfriend is married?”

“Can I claim my dog on my income tax?”

Source: New York Magazine

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