What’s Your Beef?

My grandfather is a meat and potatoes guy. Once, while getting dinner ready, I asked how he liked his vegetables prepared. He said, “Fed to a cow, so they’ll turn into steak.”

Hayley Rosenbaugh, Houston, Texas

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