When A Family Friend Passed Away…

When a family friend passed away, my granddaughter took her three-year-old son to visit the widow. As they approached the front door, she whispered to the boy, “Make sure to tell her how sorry you are.”

He whispered back, “Why? I didn’t kill him.”

—Charles Gildersleeve, Hohenwald, Tennessee

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