You Could've Said "Gender"

I was nine months pregnant and browsing at a garage sale when the homeowner asked me if I knew whether I was having a boy or a girl. 
I told her I didn’t.
As I left a few minutes later, she yelled after me, “I hope you get the sex you want!”

Melanie Riley, Lakemoor, Illinois

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