You Have the Right to Remain Ignorant

Two women came to my photo studio to have their portrait taken. My very young and very naïve assistant asked, “Are you two sisters?”

“No,” said one of the women. “We’re partners.”

“Ohhhh …,” said my assistant.

“So how long have you ladies been cops?”

—Jennifer Cordova, Glendale, Arizona

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