Bar Jokes

Bartender, give me another: These funny bar jokes go down smooth!

Case Study

I was having a drink at a local restaurant with my friend…

Pucker Up

One night my friend John and I were sitting at a bar where…

Drinking Catchers

A sign on Washington’s Route 8, featuring an…

Bar Order

Three vampires walk into a bar. "What can I get…

At the Bar

Do you serve ladies at this bar? No, sir, you have to…

Duck in a Bar

This duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender…

Good Answer

A guy sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar…

Being Reasonable

Everyone has a right to make money. A sign posted at a…

An Excellent Vintage

A drunk walks into a drugstore and asks for a bottle of…

Topless Bar

Having grown up in a small Alabama town, my friend James…

Drinking Buddies

Two guys are out drinking when one of them falls off his…

Bar Signs

A bar in our neighborhood got lots of interesting traffic…

A Classic Rivalry

A Red Sox fan walks into a Boston pub and spots a guy…

A Pig Walks Into a Bar…

A pig walks into a bar, orders 15 beers, and drinks them…

A Pork Chop Goes Into…

A pork chop goes into a bar and orders a drink. The…

So a Dog Walks Into…

So a dog walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Do…

Quite a Crowd

Two nuns, a penguin, a man with a parrot on his shoulder…

A millionaire, a hard hat, and a cheapskate are at a bar…

When they get their beers, they notice a fly in each mug…

A Bear Walks Into…

A bear walks into a bar and says, “I’d like a…

A Brain Goes Into…

A brain goes into a bar and says to the bartender…