Corny Jokes

Groaning is the best medicine, as you'll find out fast with this collection of funny, corny jokes.

Palindrome

I’m dyslexic, and attended a conference about the…

Speech Impediment

Bad weather meant I was stuck overnight at O’Hare…

Unappetizing

My wife and I run a small restaurant where we often name…

Overeater

Although I knew I had put on a few pounds, I didn’t…

Change in Weather

News that her third child was going to be a girl thrilled…

Squealing Evidence

Phil was driving down a country road late one night when he…

Slow and Steady

There were only two people in line ahead of me at the…

Driving in the Middle

A policeman looked up to see a woman racing down the center…

Lawn-Mower Names

Rev up your engines and tell the crabgrass to look out. The…

Speaking Slowly

Hoss drove over to the next county to buy a new bull for…

Drinking Water

My wife and I were having lunch at a fashionable eatery in…

Bathing in Milk

A woman buys many gallons of milk from the milkman one…

50 Jokes for 50 States

Read funny jokes about all 50 states and start laughing.

On Friends and Countrymen

Conversation at our business lunch turned to illegal…

Good Eulogy

The pastor asks his flock, “What would you like…

Funny Smell

While filling up at a gas station, I accidentally spilled…

The Definition of Fame

Three guys are talking about what constitutes fame. The…

Party Time

My mother asked me to hand out invitations for my…

Odd Jobsite

On his way to perform at a graveside service, the bagpiper…

7 Funny French Fast-Food Restaurants

The Week asked its readers to come up with the name of a…