Dog Jokes

Life is ruff. Laugh it off with our favorite funny dog jokes.

NEW JOKES

Breeding Doubt

I’m a dog trainer. Before I met with a new…

Cats Are Smarter

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight…

How Lazy is He???

I tell ya, my dog is lazy. He don't chase cars…

A Dog is More Than A Friend

My dog was my soul mate; we both took naps, we…

A Dachshund Walks Into a Telegraph...

A Dachshund walks into a telegraph office, picks…

I Hide Photos...

I hide photos on my computer of me petting…

My Favorite Joke: Penn Jillette

Penn Jillette, the chatty half of the magic duo…

Why Aren't Dogs...

Q: Why aren't dogs good dancers? A: Because they…

A Dog Goes Into...

A dog goes into a bar and orders a martini. The…

A Bird Named Moses

A burglar breaks into a house. He starts shining…

Dogs Are People Too!

The dogs next door get a little noisy, so one day…

Going to the Dogs

When our client's dog lapped up anti-freeze, the…

Funny Pet Names

Does kitty dream of slinking down the catwalk? If…

Big Litter

"For sale: Eight puppies from a German shepherd…