Family Jokes

Laughing with mom, dad, and the rest of the family has never been easier than with our collection of funny family jokes.

In Total Control

My family has a tradition of naming the cruise control on…

Sounding Off

I was with a friend in a café when a noisy car alarm…

Unfinished Repairs

My sister Darlene has the courage—but not always the…

Finding a Way Out

To keep their active two-year-old from roaming onto the…

Ugly Remark

Rushing to get to the movies, my husband and I told the…

Held Hostage

My mother was away all weekend at a business conference…

Homebody

While I was dining out with my children, a man came over to…

Imaginary Friend

I am a first-grade teacher and a new empty nester. One…

No Labor Required

When my friend got a job, her husband agreed to share the…

Ordering In

My husband and I both work, so our family eats out a lot…

Sick Habit

A couple of hours into a visit with my mother she noticed I…

Smokey Dinner Call

My cooking has always been the target of family jokes. One…

Table Manners

My daughter had absentmindedly left her sneakers on our…

The Older the Better

As my 40th birthday approached, my husband, who is a year…

Tone Deaf

My mom had always wanted to learn to play the piano, so Dad…

Unreal

Recently visiting my hometown, I ran into Bev, a classmate…

Volume Control

It seemed that all our appliances had broken in the same…

Winter Migration

We purchased an old home in northern New York State from…

Chatter Box

This couple was heading to the hospital with their…

Double Bundle

Several months ago, my daughter and I had similar virus…