Funny Stuff
"We Can't Arrest the Moon, Sir."
Tap into these outrageously funny 911 calls: the dude who mistook the moon for a UFO, the burglar who rump-dialed the cops, and more. >>
Dave Barry asks: What’s scarier—the pythons swarming the Everglades or the people hunting them? >>
So you think your family is weirder than Arrested Development's dysfunctional heroes? ...COME ON!! >>
Quothable Quoths: You speak an infinite deal of nothing. Like, really. >>
It's literally ironic when you use "literally" to mean "figuratively." >>
Working with four hours of sleep right now? Then this slideshow will make perfect sense to you. >>
On Mother's Day, Valentines Day, or any such holiday designed to tempt female hormones… >>
People are rarely thinking clearly when they dial 911. Fear, anxiety, and outrage have a way of… >>
Insults tend to be the cherry on top of a grievance. To quote Alice Roosevelt Longworth, "If you… >>
Feel aggrieved? Don’t stew. Raise a stink! These people did. >>
Do you like a well-written to-do list? Then you will find a friend in New York Times bestselling… >>
