8 Old-Fashioned Words That Make You Sound Smart

Freck your eyes over these ludibrious definitions, and you'll be kenching in no time.

By Barbara O'Dair and Brandon Specktor

1. Freck

shirtless man doing yoga and frecking

2. Kench

Old-timey portrait of criminal man trying not to kench

3. Deliciate

Family deliciating in their cute baby

4. Brabble

1920s band with conductor brabbling

5. Ludibrious

Crazy girl with accordion looking ludibrious

6. Jollux

Fat cat with a monocle is angry you called him a jollux

7. Jargogle

Two old scientologists think your mind has been jargogled by Xenu

8. Sanguinolency

Heavy metal guitar song Sanguinolency is not appropriate for sick children

Can you use them all in a sentence?


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  • Your Comments

    • rose

      The jollux’s delicate in their ludibrous brabble- frecking and kenching, in a furious, almost sanguinolent, jargogle……….
      although i think I may have made jargogle a noun- Perhaps if someone made the jollux’s jargogle?

    • Ohhello

      ^ You must be fun at parties Picky

    • Picky

      Sorry Heather, good try, but you used kench and brabble as nouns and jargogle as an adjective. Kench, brabble and jargogle are verbs.

      • Why so nit-picky?

        Kench and brabble can easily be nouns in this sentence.

    • http://www.facebook.com/doe.maa Heather Milburn

      Although jollux, the man was able to freck through the crowd all the while holding back his kench as he deliciated over the ludibrious brabble that had just occured concerning the jargogling word “sanguinolency”.