Funny Jokes

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    A Colorful Diet

    My parents used to stuff 
me with candy when I…

    The Better Paleo Diet

    I’m on the Paleo diet, 
except I’m the…

    You Are What Your Eat

    I used to love the candy Nerds, but I stopped…

    A Holiday Quiz

    “Pretend to be someone you’re 
not, and…

    I'm a Busy Ghost, People

    People always ask kids the same stupid questions…

    A Fun-Size Quibble

    When it comes 
to candy bars, the term…

    The Face of Deception

    “I have a beard.” —a bald-faced liar Myq…

    The Real Reason For Shaving Cream

    Do you think shaving cream really softens your…

    When is Your Beard Too 
Long?

    When the comments 
turn from “Hey! I really…

    Facial Deduction

    Some guy’s looking at this old picture of me…

    Pick a 'Vember, Any 'Vember

    While you’re honoring Movember by not shaving…

    The Spirit of Movember

    I won’t be shaving this November, in order to…

    "Who Doesn't Love Pork Fat?"

    Boss to underling: “When I 
told you that you…

    Idiots Abroad

    The British foreign office helps Brits traveling…

    Miles and Gigabytes Away

    Right now, I’m at work, using the Internet. But…

    Bad Typos in Real Newspapers

    We all make mistakes. Some 
are just more…

    Yo Quiero a Clean Criminal Record

    Scene: Me driving by a Taco Bell. Sign: Now…

    Our Office Needs a 3D Printer

    Our boss asked the new mail-room guy to make…

    Shane. My Office. Now.

    Shane works in the deli department of a large…

    Air Force Truisms

    “Never fly in the same cockpit with someone…

    Head to the Dentist

    I was in the bathroom brushing my teeth when my…

    Terrified: The Only Way to Fly

    Richard Branson has announced plans to develop a…

    A Moment of Reflection

    I shave each morning in front 
of my car’s…

    Put-Downs Down Under

    A Briton flies into Australia 
and is asked by…

    Start Over, Por Favor?

    After 12 years of therapy, 
my psychiatrist…