Funny Jokes

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    Zen Koans for the Internet Age

    • If an anonymous comment goes unread, is it…

    What 87-Year-Olds Give Up For Lent

    “Has your diet changed?” 
I asked an…

    Dog on The Job

    Sometimes I like to sit my dog down for a…

    Never Talk About Religion at Work

    Religion is generally a verboten topic for…

    Wrong Store, Buddy

    Scene: Inside a Best Buy store. Customer: Can…

    Colonoscopy Small Talk

    Colonoscopies are important medical procedures…

    What's Your Definition of "Woman"?

    Request from a client: “For the ad, use a stock…

    Weirdest Craigslist Post Ever?

    Looking for a job? Here’s one posted on…

    An Unflattering Introduction

    “Meet my coworker, the Boy Who Cried…

    Is Your Boss This Dumb?

    While taking stock of our 
products, I read…

    Jimmy Fallon on ISIS

    The Pentagon announced that its fight against…

    Landmarks and Spacemarks

    While on maneuvers in the 
Mojave Desert, our…

    Baby's First Army Roll Call

    During that first roll call in the Army, I waited…

    Kids Say: Concert Edition

    After my three-year-old begged and begged, I gave…

    The Egg Corn Game

    A few years back, a woman wanted 
to use the…

    Bad Things to Tell Your Wife

    A commercial boasted that its product could help…

    Watch Your Sodium

    I’m at the age where I can’t take anything…

    Lying in Bed

    I was cuddling with my girlfriend, and she said…

    Flash Drive Failure

    I’m at the library, and for some reason, when I…

    What Febreze Really Means

    Febreze air fresheners: for people who are like…

    Sarah Silverman on Cleaning House

    My kitchen floor is sticky, and 
I had to do…

    The Mark of Good Cleaning

    Oh man, just did some serious cleaning in here…

    Zach Galifianakis on Laundry

    You know it’s time to do the laundry when you…

    Dating a Hoarder

    I used to date a hoarder, and she broke up with…

    BULLETIN: Stoop Sale

    Stoop sale this Sunday, 12 to 4 p.m. 
Throwing…