Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

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    Lamp of Mass Destruction?

    When I spotted a Navy captain 
on the street, I…

    An Air Force Truism

    The only time you have too much fuel is when…

    No-sense Sensor

    A military base commander called to complain that…

    MSW?!
(Mom say what?!)

    Texting acronyms can stump even the best…

    Men's Room, Men's Rules

    A long line leading to the ladies’ room greeted…

    Actually, I'm a Time Traveler

    When I bought beer at the 
grocery store, the…

    Refresh. Refresh. Refresh...

    The water I was heating for pasta refused to…

    Will You Still Love Me?

    Ah, marriage. I was standing in front of the…

    Poor Little Piggy...

    My young son ran to me, crying. “Daddy, I…

    What are My Options?

    Scene: Me using the Siri app on my iPhone. Me:…

    Airport Insecurity

    The head of the TSA resigned after about four…

    Eggxclaimed in the Office

    Employee #1: I wouldn’t eat caviar. That’s…

    Bad Work Excuses

    Thinking of skipping work? Don’t try these real…

    PLEASE Don't Administer Orally

    My teenage patient’s mother was concerned…

    Which West is that?

    “Why did you choose a college so far from…

    Notable Never-isms

    • Never try to tell everything you know. It may…

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    I. What You Need to Know Now About the Lord…

    Steer Clear of this Joke

    A farmer counted 196 cows in 
the field. But…

    A Step in the Wrong Direction

    On an icy, bitter-cold day, Hank visited Lou…

    Over-the-Hill Band Names

    Do you still rock out to eight-track tapes? Then…

    Worst First Sentence

    The annual Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest honors…

    Sock it to Me

    On the first night of their 
honeymoon, the…

    Did You Dye Your Beard?

    You know you’re getting old when Santa starts…

    The Wright Way to Give

    One Christmas, my grandfather gave me a box 
of…