Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

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    Test Answers From Smart-Alecky Students

    • Q: 
What’s the name of a 
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    Total @mateur

    A client called my help desk saying she…

    And That's The Way it is

    Any time a person with a journalism degree writes…

    That Sounds Exhausting

    My granddaughter was 
graduating from college…

    The Best Legal Advice Ever...

    ...was spotted on a billboard ad for the law…

    Real Excuses Tenants Gave for Not Paying Rent

    • “I have to make payments on my BMW and…

    How Not to Get a Teaching Job

    An applicant for an open 
teaching job…

    Wanted: Cemetery Superintendent

    “Now hiring,” read the classified ad…

    Ken Jennings on Dog Walkers

    My favorite game  is “Professional Dog Walker…

    Un-intelligent Design

    We were making leaflets for a 
local church…

    Hungover at Sea

    It was sheer brilliance. The ship’s operations…

    Letters to Soldiers from Children

    Students are great about 
sending our troops…

    What Mommies Have

    As he got his diaper changed, Daniel looked down…

    Snappy Answers from Little Kids

    After catching her five-year-old son Lucas trying…

    The Perks of Being Round

    During a Pilates class, our thin teacher…

    A Gift From the Funeral Parlor

    During a visit with my grandmother, my husband…

    Hotel Time-Travel

    A hotel minibar allows you to 
see into the…

    "What Key Did I Sing in?"

    After an impromptu song, our pastor asked the…

    Maggie Smith on Annoying People

    There’s nothing simpler than avoiding people…

    A Teenage Dream

    My 11-year-old grandson spent 
a beautiful…

    Baggage Claim Karma

    As I waited for my luggage 
at the airport, a…

    A Dumb Driver's-ed Answer

    My sister didn’t do as well on her…

    Stephen Colbert on Internships

    Try an internship! Internships give you all the…

    The Weirdest Summer Job Ever

    Being a lifeguard is a weird summer job for a…

    Demetri Martin's Summer Plans

    This summer, I’m going to go to the beach and…