Funny Jokes

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    Did You Dye Your Beard?

    You know you’re getting old when Santa starts…

    The Wright Way to Give

    One Christmas, my grandfather gave me a box 
of…

    Mazel Tov, Mary!

    Christmas is a baby shower that 
went totally…

    Christmas Freedom

    The holiday 
season:
a deeply religious…

    Better Luck Next Year

    I once bought my kid a set of batteries for…

    Insulting Santa

    This mall 
Santa seems insulted that I put down…

    Snappy Answers to Bad Résumés

    Professionals at the staffing agency Robert Half…

    It Beats a Board Meeting

    The office Christmas party 
is a great…

    The Wrong Language

    I tried to explain to a client why I couldn’t…

    A Fax?

    You’re sending me something via fax? What is…

    A Late Graduation

    At the age of 55, I finally got 
my…

    Confessions of a Military Wife

    My husband is infantry, and 
he said the most…

    Sky's the Limit

    Humankind has a perfect record in aviation; we…

    An Army of None

    We were an Air Force family, but our son could…

    Winter Punderland

    As we waited for a bus in the frosty weather, the…

    Does That Come in Super-Size?

    A friend was ordering her meal at a drive-through…

    No—I Prefer to Push

    Recently, I woke up to find that two of my…

    Sharknado Truthers

    Scene: A secondhand movie 
exchange ... Me:…

    Dad Jokes from Granddad

    None of my grandsons share my corny sense of…

    This Classified ad Speaks Volumes:

    “Wanted to buy: playpen, cradle, high chair;…

    Let Minnow

    My husband and I were relaxing on lounge chairs…

    Casting a Spell

    Can’t believe the National Spelling Bee ended…

    Common Ground

    The Olympics remind us that no matter what…

    ...And Your Little Blog, Too!

    What if the whole ice-bucket challenge is just a…

    Say it With Your Pants

    Boy, what a bad guy that guy is, that Vladimir…