Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

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    “Where’s Aunt Florence?”

    After Thanksgiving dinner, the adults gathered in…

    Tollbooth Timer

    I worked on a toll road, answering the phone…

    Guest Relations

    Our eldest daughter, Ann, invited her college…

    Holiday Heavyweights

    The checkout clerk at the supermarket was…

    Horn of Plenty

    When a music student brought his French horn to…

    The Greatest Disguise

    I wonder if Halloween is the one day of the year…

    Taken For a Ride

    From a passenger of the Vacaville, 
California…

    Like Flower, Like Bud

    As I entered the elevator 
at our hospital, a…

    Well, That's a Creative Answer...

    A student seeking a job at our university was…

    Incumbent Imbecile

    Recently I heard the former mayor of Reading…

    "Oh, and It Doesn't Have Arms or Legs."

    A woman called the Colorado State Division of…

    Start With a 5K...

    One of our interns asked 
another if she was…

    IT’S CLASSIFIED

    Just because the items in these classified ads…

    Seen on an Online Forum:

    “I hate audio correct.” Aaron Fernando…

    Planedemonium

    The first time my mother flew, she was a nervous…

    For My Next Impression...

    I’m now in high school, so when I ran into my…

    Malapropisms on Twitter

    “Time heals all wombs.” “The seizure…

    Believe Me, I Would if I Could.

    My three-year-old sat in the bathroom with me…

    The Scale of The Situation

    We were stocking up on 
green beans at the…

    Department of Manic Voices

    The DMV was as crowded and noisy as ever. When I…

    That's Not How it Works, Dad.

    Dad rarely dresses up, so when he left the…

    I Owe My Life to Justin Bieber...

    ... I was in a coma for two years, until a nurse…

    Back To The Cleaners

    My biggest problem with time travel is: How many…

    Grammar Kills

    The village blacksmith hired an enthusiastic new…

    Metal Bands For Kids

    Unlocking The Truth, a heavy metal band made up…