Old Age Jokes
Ha! Getting older can be funny, as these old age jokes prove.

Seeing her friend Sally wearing a new locket, Meg asks if there is a memento of some sort…

While my parents were making their funeral arrangements, the cemetery salesman pointed out a plot…

While visiting a retirement community, my wife and I decided to do some shopping and soon became…

Senior citizens have taken to texting with gusto. They even have their own vocabulary: BFF: Best…

Just as she was celebrating her 80th birthday, our friend received a jury-duty notice. She called…

We'd finally built our dream home, but the contractor had a concern: the placement of an atrium…

The day after visiting a fair, my wife was in agony. "You know you’re past your…

Retirement is the best thing that has happened to my brother-in-law. "I never know what day…

When I was in high school, I wore Birkenstocks. Or as I call them now, the '90s version of a purity…

"Everything's starting to click for me!" said my father-in-law at dinner. "My knees…




